It can buy a House, But not a Home
It can buy a Bed, But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock, But not Time
It can buy you a Book, But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position, But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine, But not Health
It can buy you Blood, But not Life
It can buy you Sex, But not Love
So you see money isn't everything.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and
as your Friend, I want to take away your pain
and suffering... So send me all your money,
and I will suffer for you. A more true friend
than me, you will never find.
Cash only please.